Cover Page; Title Page; Dedication; Contents; Epigraph; Assault and Battery; To Arms with Squeezer and Slicer; Annihilation by Pressure Cooker; Blitzed by Bottle Caps and Screws; Invasion of the Waring Blenders; Ambushed by Rack and Tong; Hot Grills; Attack by Whisk and Cuisinart; To Sea in a Sieve; Cold Cleavers; Breaking and Entering with a Wooden Spoon; Acknowledgments; About the Author; Copyright Page