Intro -- Preface -- Part 1: The Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change… -- Busted!! -- Kangaroo Court -- It's a New Dawn… -- Terminal Island -- Better to Be Smoking Fat Joints Than Walking on Swollen Joints -- Missouri Loves Company… -- The Bardo Realm -- 1,185 Feet per Second -- Socrates -- Cool Colorado Rain -- Carry That Weight -- Part 2: …The Courage to Change the Things I Can… -- Fifty Bucks and a Pair of Sweats -- Grindstone -- Mardi Gras Mambo -- Knocked Down… -- Floating Luxury Prisons -- New Money -- Mallorca -- Bon Appétit Meets High Times Meets National Geographic -- Elegant Lady -- Photo Collection -- Southeast Asia -- On Tour -- Freelance Isn't Really Free -- The Music Never Stopped -- A Fishing Boat Pretending to Be a Yacht -- Part 3: …And the Wisdom to Know the Difference -- Save the Man/Burn the Man -- Wabbit Season -- Sophomore Syndrome -- Back to Earth -- Seven Deadly Sins -- A Graduation of Sorts -- Snow at the Beach -- Nah, Must Stay -- Mama Ganges -- A Tow at the Right Time Is a Great Deal at Any Price -- We Put the Fun in Katafanga -- Better, Stronger, Faster -- Bruce Wayne and True Love -- Chef Evan Presents -- Love and Heartbreak -- Sometimes It's Better to Be Lucky, Than Smart -- Author's Note -- Acknowledgements -- About the Author.