Intro -- Title Page -- Dedication -- Contents -- Introduction -- Part I: Anabaptist Imbibing -- Death in the Age of Reform -- Poly-Gin-and-Juice -- Brandy Anabaptist -- Conrad Grebellini -- Margret Hottingwallbanger -- The German Peasants' Quaff -- Thumbscrew Driver -- The Schleitside -- Münstirred Cocktail -- Pilgram Marpunch -- Menno Sidecar -- Strasbourbon -- Bloody Martyr -- Maeyken's Boozy Milkshake -- Dirk 'n' Willemsy -- The Baroness von Freyberg -- Part II: Faith and Libations -- The Peaceable Gimlet -- Upon Confession of Fizz -- Mode of Baptiki -- CPT: Crimson Peachwater Tea -- The Community of Juleps -- True Frangelico Faith -- Mulled Witness -- Old Freundschaft -- Let Your Yes Be a Yes and Your No Mojito -- Nonconformopolitan -- Plainoma -- Fancy Navel -- A Glass of Gelassenheit -- Shunned and Banned -- (French) 75-Minute Service -- Four-Part Sangria -- Congregational Swizzle -- Part III: Moved by the Spirits -- Migratarita -- Frisian Bluster -- The Brethren in Kir -- Black Russian Soil -- Rum-Springa Cocktail -- The American Menno -- The Kirschliche Cocktail -- Kleine Gibson -- Vistula Daisy -- Johann Cornies Reviver -- The Genever Conference -- Old Piña Colony -- Holdemanhattan -- Paper Plains of North America -- Remember the Khanate -- Old Orgeat -- Conscientious Cobbler -- Nestor Makhnegroni -- The David Martini Mennonites -- Evana-escent Smashed -- MCC Breeze -- Chaco Bijou -- Sect of the Beachy -- Thunderfelder -- New MKC Sour -- Part IV: Quiet in the Liquor Cabinet -- Pennsylvania Cups -- Long Explanation Iced Tea -- Pimm's Cape Dress -- Thrift Store Sour -- Plautdietsch Punch -- Blitz Elixir -- Duakiri -- Mennonite Relief Wassail -- Aperol Quilts -- Singalong Sling -- Knacksot and Tonic -- The Sazerook -- Crokimule -- Faspa -- PlumeMimosa -- The Last Wurst -- More-with-Lillet -- Shoofly Rye -- Daut Oolt Plauts.

Large-Quantity Cocktails -- Syrups and Other Preserves -- Sunday School Sippers -- Acknowledgements -- Conversion Chart -- Index -- Copyright Page.