Cover -- Title page -- Dedication -- Notes on Weights & -- Measures -- Imprint -- Contents -- INTRO -- PLAY BY THE RULES -- I STILL LOVE SALT -- SET UP SHOP -- COOK SMARTER, NOT HARDER -- RAID MY PANTRY -- USE THIS BOOK -- RECIPES -- A COUPLE SNICK-SNACKS NEVER KILLED NOBODY -- Mortadella-Wrapped Grissini -- Sizzled Dolmas with Yogurt & -- Brown-Buttered Pine Nuts -- Bring Back Bruschetta -- Crick-Cracks! -- Caesar-ed Ouef Mayo -- Mashed Potato Arancini -- Pickle-Marinated Feta -- BE THE SALAD YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD -- Peach & -- Pickled Pepper Panzanella -- Purple Salad -- Brussels Sprouts with Shallots & -- Sticky Fish Sauce -- Sizzled Seedy Tomato Salad -- Crispy, Crunchy Brocc & -- Grains with So. Much. Mint. -- Halloumi, Cuke & -- Walnut Spoon Salad -- Raw & -- Roasted Cauli Salad with Creamy, Dreamy Vegan Ranch -- Monochromatic Melon Salad -- Chicken Salad with Coconut Crunch -- DRINK BREAK -- Marinated Zucch & -- Mozz with Fried Sunflower Seeds -- Cucumber Bag Salad with Miso-Poppy Dressing -- MY INTERESTS INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO CARBS -- Drunken Cacio e Pepe -- Triple Threat Garlic Bread -- Grandma Pie with Morty-D & -- Peperoncini Pesto -- Pepperoni Fried Rice -- Shells, Peas & -- Buttermilk -- Broken Noodle Bolognese -- Rigatoni with Creamed Leeks & -- Chive-y Bread Crumbs -- Crispy Orecchiette with Spicy Sausage & -- Collard Ragu -- Kedgeree with Jammy Eggs and Smoked Fish -- Cold Noodles with Grated Tomato Sauce & -- Chili Oil -- Umam Lasagn! -- Tangled Leek 'Za -- Rarebit Mac 'n' Greens -- Crispy Rice Egg-in-a-Hole -- Ramen Noodles with Shrooms & -- Soy Butter -- Cozy Bowl -- Put the Lime in the Coconut Corn Bread with Salty Coconut Jam -- Stuffed Focaccia with Spicy Greens & -- Cheese -- WHERE THERE'S SURF THERE IS TURF -- Skirt Steak with Juicy Tomatoes & -- Salsa Macha.

Mollz Ballz -- DRINK BREAK -- Crispy Salmon with Coconut Rice & -- Crackle Sauce -- Hot Sauce-Braised Short Ribs with Winter Squash -- Crispy Cornmeal Calamari with Fried Basil & -- Other Yummy Stuff -- The Only Meat Loaf That Matters -- Crispy Cutlets with Giardiniera Slaw -- Lamp Chops Scottadito with Minty Beans & -- Artichokes -- The Flakiest Fish with Shingled Potatoes & -- Walnut Gremolata -- Surf & -- Turf with Gochujang Black Pepper Butter -- Kielbasa & -- Cabbage Pitas with Curry Mustard -- Gingery Clams with Chili Crisp & -- Tofu -- Tableside Tartare -- A Last Meal for the Living -- Last-Meal Scallops -- DON'T BE A CHICKEN -- Miso-Braised Chicken & -- Leeks -- Chicken Piccata with Sweet Corn, Chiles & -- Buttermilk -- Chile-Basted Half Chicken with Caper Chimichurri -- Party Chix -- DRINK BREAK -- Chicky Chicky Bread Bread -- Red Curry Hot Wings Rolled in Peanuts -- One-Pot Chicken Mujadara -- Green Chicken Soup with Chickpeas & -- Sizzled Coriander -- Benny's Tender Tenders -- THE USDA RECOMMENTS 9 SERVINGS OF VEG PER DAY -- Curried Lentil & -- Sweet Potato Potpie -- Spicy Green Fregola with Salty Yog -- Faux French Onion Soup -- Saucy, Glossy Spanish Eggs -- Blistered Pepps with Torn Halloumi & -- Warm Shallot Dressing -- Fennel on Fennel Tortilla -- Shoestring Onion Rings with Peperoncinin & -- Yummy Dust -- Dilly Beans & -- Burrata with Frizzled Shallots -- Le Grand Green Grilled Aioli -- Olive Oil-Drowned Potatoes with Lemony Onions & -- Herbs -- Spicy Coconut-Smothered Green Beans -- Crispy Potato Skins with Fried Herb Aioli -- DRINK BREAK -- Big-Ass Latke -- IF YOU SHOW ME YOUR SANDO I'LL SHOW YOU MINE -- Cold Fried Chicken Sando with Chili Crisp Mayo -- Not So Basic B Turkey Sando -- The One & -- Only Hoagie -- Fried Morty-D Sando -- Spiced Lentil Burger with a Very Special Sauce.

Arty Reuben -- I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW I RARELY EAT BREAKFAST -- SmashPatty Breakfast Sando -- Sweet Cotija & -- Sesame Pancakes -- Earl Grey & -- Apricot Jam Scones -- Griddled Chorizo & -- Egg Stuffed Pitas -- DRINK BREAK -- Sesame Biscuits with Black Pepper-Miso Gravy -- Molten Omelet -- Peach Halva Bostock -- Dilly Matzo Brei Pancakes -- SMOO BREAK -- SWEETS FOR SALT TOOTHS -- Salty Coffee & -- Peanut Slice Cream -- Sunken Drunken Apple Cake -- Black Sesame Rice Pudding Brulee -- Maple Ricotta Munchkins -- Pistachio, Brown Butter & -- Halva Chocolate Chunk Cookies -- Spiced Peanut Shortbread -- Ooey-Gooey Carrot Cake -- Baklava Ruffle Pie -- Salted Malted Banoffee Trifle -- Orange Creamsicle Poppy Cake -- Pumpkin-Cannoli Cheesecake Cake -- BIG FAT THANKS -- INDEX -- CONVERSIONS GUIDE.