Table of Contents -- Acknowledgments -- Introduction -- Useful Tools and Ingredients -- COOKIES -- Nutter Butters -- Fudge Stripes -- Oreos -- Mallomars -- Mint Milanos -- Animal Crackers -- Graham Crackers -- Oatmeal Crème Pies -- CAKEY TREATS -- Entenmann's Donuts -- Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpets -- Tastykake Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes -- Hostess Chocolate Cupcakes -- Hostess Orange Cupcakes -- Twinkies -- Sno-Balls -- Raspberry Zingers -- Devil Dogs -- CHEESY SNACKS -- Cheez-Its -- Goldfish Crackers -- Nacho Cheese Doritos -- Nacho Cheese Combos -- Cheetos -- Cheese Popcorn -- Cheddar-Peanut Butter Crackers -- SALTY SNACKS -- Fritos -- Cool Ranch Doritos -- Sour Cream and Onion Potato Chips -- BBQ Potato Chips -- Wheat Thins -- Corn Nuts -- Pretzel Rods -- Funyuns -- Chicken in a Biskit Crackers -- ICE CREAM TREATS -- Klondike Bars -- Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwiches -- Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwiches -- Toasted Almond Bars -- Chocolate Éclair Bars -- Strawberry Shortcake Bars -- Pudding Pops -- Creamsicles -- Fudgsicles -- SWEETS AND CANDIES -- Apricot Fruit Roll-Ups -- Strawberry Fruit Roll-Ups -- A Pudding Trio: Chocolate,Vanilla, and Tapioca -- Mallo Cups -- Caramel Corn -- Peeps -- Sour Patch Kids -- FRUIT-FILLED TREATS -- Fig Newtons -- Hostess/Drake's Cherry Pie -- McDonald's Apple Pie -- Cherry Toaster Strudel -- Strawberry Pop-Tarts -- Cinnamon Pop-Tarts -- Table Talk Lemon Pie -- FRIED AND FROZEN SNACKS -- Tater Tots -- Pizza Rolls -- Mozzarella Sticks -- Seasoned Waffle Fries -- Soft Pretzels -- Jalapeño Poppers -- DIPS AND SPREADS -- French Onion Dip -- Cheez Whiz -- Ranch Dressing -- Blue Cheese Dip -- Port Wine Cheese Spread -- Spinach Artichoke Dip -- Pimento Spread -- Helpful Resources -- Techniques -- Conversion Chart -- About the Author.