Intro -- Half Title Page -- Other Books by Buck "Buck" Peterson -- Title Page -- Copyright -- Dedication -- Contents -- Introduction: Life in the High Animal Occupancy Lane, or Dining at the Automat -- What is Wild Game? -- Wild Game Nutritional Value -- The Road Grocery Shopper's Tip Sheet -- When to Shop, Where to Shop -- Big Game, Small Game, Birds, Endangered Species, Farm-Fresh Domestic Game, Insects, Vegetables, and Eating Dirt -- Buck's Famous Deer Camp Fried Squirrel Recipe -- Special One-Pot Meal: Woking the Dog -- Beer-Butt Peacock -- Pheasant Schnitzled -- Sweet and Crunchy Insects -- Corn on the Rob 'er Cob -- Roasted Road Russets -- How to Shop, Essential Gear, Be a Responsible (Green) Roadside Shopper -- How to Tell When an Animal Has Given Up the Ghost -- Methods of Preparation -- How to Tell when Your Meal is Ready -- Leftovers, or Remains of the Day -- Quick-Fix Recipes Anyone can Cook -- Deep-Ditch Pizza -- Freeway Frittata -- Croaked Frogs' Legs -- Grand Slam Burger -- Grand Slam Sliders -- The Grateful Dead -- Shish Kaboom Kebabs -- Street Meatballs -- Wrecktangle MeataBall -- Baby Cracked Ribs -- Pavement Panini -- Tar-Tare -- Sunday Family Dinner ("Weekends Are Made for Michelins"): Mom's Home Cooking -- Peasant Pheasant Supreme -- Neither Hide nor Hair -- For the Little Tots -- Playing with Your Food: Quick-Fix Recipes for Kids of All Ages -- Upland Bird Fingers -- Perky Jerky -- Special Entertaining Occasions -- Entertaining with Roadkill -- All-Purpose Entertaining -- The Fondue Party -- Kentucky Derby -- Giddyup Eat-It-Up Steak -- Horsemeat with an Asian Flair: Basashi (Sushi) -- Testicle Festival -- Tasty Tidbits from Under a Buck -- Game Day -- Wild Wings -- Tailgate Chili -- Holidays -- Groundhog Day -- Ground Groundhog -- Easter -- Petered-Out Rabbit -- Buck's Welsh Rabbit -- St. Patrick's Day.

Highway Smashed Browns -- Corned Carnage and Cabbage -- Cinco de Mayo -- Tex-Mess Taco -- Boulevard Burrito -- Tarmac Taco Salad -- Father's Day -- Road-Salted Rib Eye -- Fourth of July -- Top Dog -- Thanksgiving -- Turnkey Turkey -- Christmas -- I'm Dreaming of a Whitetail Christmas -- Odds and Ends -- Buck's Dream Kitchen -- A Short Wine Primer: What Every Quick-Fix Chef Needs to Know -- Offal Things with Recipes -- Disclaimers in All North American Languages -- Bucket List: One Hundred Animals to Run Over Before You Eat a Dirt Sandwich -- Roadkill Chefs' Best Cooking Secrets -- About the Author.