Intro -- Cover Page -- Title Page -- Copyright Page -- Dedication -- Contents -- Introduction -- Building Your Home Bar -- Vodka -- Long Island Express -- Non Island Iced Tea -- Capescrew -- Sea Breeze -- Blastoff -- Vodka Soda -- Sunny Day -- Borrowed Thyme -- White Russian -- The Dirty Spy -- Creamsicle -- Strawberries and Cream -- Birthday Martini -- By the Horns -- Mint Mule -- Virgin Mule -- Ring #4 -- Ring #5 -- A Little Lem -- Wedded Bliss -- Classic Cosmopolitan -- Perfect Cosmopolitan -- Budget Cosmopolitan -- Virgin Cosmopolitan -- Betty's Cosmo -- Summer Splash -- Blue Fireflies -- Peach Tree Iced Tea -- Liquid Apple Pie -- Virgin Apple Pie -- Cherry Lime Spike -- The Essential Bloody Mary -- Virgin Mary -- Vodka Sunrise -- Pear Pressure -- Drink the C -- Mocha Mocha Mocha -- Ginger Binger -- Herbal Affirmation -- Butterbrew -- Vodka Negroni -- Sage Advice -- Quickslide -- Rum -- Daiquiri Twist -- Cuba Libra -- Tropical Storm -- Sunburst -- Your Tai -- Watermelon Slush -- Electric Eel -- Piña Colada -- Virgin Piña Colada -- Banana Cream Pie -- Caribbean Cranberry Twist -- Red Rum Fizz -- One Dark Night -- Chocolatte -- Jalajito -- Cidermeister -- Vanilla Float -- Spiced Tea -- Cool Summer -- After Dark -- Roses for Alex -- Four Fellows -- Cuban Redhead -- Cuban Coffee -- Greener Pastures -- The Spice Must Float -- Home Sweet Home -- Privateer -- Virgin Privateer -- Island Punch -- Rummage Sale -- Royal Rum-Bowl -- Mojito Express -- Maple Creamer -- Almond Rum Splash -- Spice Cake -- Logan's Rum -- Gin -- Classic Martini -- Dirty Martini -- Budget Martini -- The Filthy Assistant -- Wakeup Martini -- Orange Martini -- Martini Shooter -- Classic Gin and Tonic -- Perfect Gin and Tonic -- Budget Gin and Tonic -- 1505 G& -- T -- Not-Quite Collins -- Negroni -- Bitter Negroni -- Modern Love -- Gin Rose -- Salty Mutt -- Singapore Express.

Hint of Mint -- Gin and Juice -- Cherry Gin Sour -- Classic Gimlet -- Twisted Gimlet -- Elder Gimlet -- Rose Vixen -- That's What They Call the Blues -- Gin Waterfall -- Gin Pom Pom -- French 75 -- Virgin 75 -- Blueberry Sparkler -- Snow Bowl -- Gin Hot Chocolate -- Ruby Fizz -- The BFG -- Ballad of the Sloth -- Bittersweet Sipper -- Blushing Cranberry -- Stellar Drift -- Tequila -- Classic Margarite -- Perfect Margarita -- Budget Margarita -- Virgin Margarita -- Shot of Marg -- Coconut Margarita -- Cherry Limeade Margarita -- Lavender Margarita -- Espressarita -- Tequila Sunrise -- Virgin Sunrise -- Goldenrod -- Catnap -- Dark Wings -- Paloma Plus -- Tequila Grapefruit Cocktail -- Mexican Mule -- Baja Lemonade -- Virgin Baja Lemonade -- Cancun Coffee -- Early Night -- End of the Lime -- Bloody Maria Express -- Berry Burster -- Apple Tart -- Tequila Sparkler -- Tequila Lime Soda -- Unlikely Allies -- Tequila Cider -- Tequila Spritzer -- Tequila Mojito -- Bitter Pill -- Pondhopper -- Mexican Chocolate -- Cactus Bloom -- Silverblood -- Whiskey -- Classic Old Fashioned -- Perfect Old Fashioned -- Budget Old Fashioned -- Coffee Old Fashioned -- Whiskey Sour -- Budget Sour -- Classic Manhattan -- Perfect Manhattan -- Budget Manhattan -- Old Kentucky Road -- Singed Sazerac -- Rob Roy -- Classic Mint Julep -- Perfect Mint Julep -- Budget Mint Julep -- Renegade Sweet Tea -- Sunday Nightcap -- Whalen Smash -- Cinnamon Apple -- Virgin Cinnamon Apple -- Whiskey Lemonade -- Modern Toddy -- Mish Mash -- Irish Rose -- Irish Coffee -- Bourbon Sweet Tea -- Mash Effect -- Liquid PB& -- J -- Cucumber Julep -- Doomsday Clock -- Whiskey Punch -- The Juice Is Loose -- Bourbon Ice Cream -- Jam Session -- Elder Shamrock -- Fond Farewell -- A Little of This, A Little of That -- Mulled Wine -- Mezcal Spritz -- Mimosa -- Virgin Mimosa -- Sangria Express.

Virgin Sangria Express -- Americano -- Cherry Hooker -- Pimm's Cup Medley -- Strawberry Swirl -- Snowball -- Raspberry Fizz -- Kombucha Sangria (White) -- Kombucha Sangria (Red) -- White Wine Spritzer -- Fruit Stand -- Prosecco Soup -- Stout 'N' Cider -- Virgin Stout 'N' Cider -- Black Velvet -- Haze for Days -- Classic Michelada -- Mein Leben -- Red Wine Sunset -- Tea & -- Tonic -- Belli-No -- Cider 75 -- Pumpkin Pie Tea Latte -- Chicago Special -- Sea Shell -- Raspberry Fizz -- Champagne Soup -- Non-Alcoholic -- List of Virgin Versions -- Crimson Lemonade -- Shirley Temple -- Virgin Fizz -- Drink Recommendations -- Resources -- Index.