Intro -- Title Page -- Dedication -- Player's Tutorial -- Difficulty Guide: The KardaChef Scale -- Roll for Initiative -- Thyme to DDDDuel Decker -- Frenzied Finger Sandwiches -- Cucumber Crab -- Turkey Apple -- Vegetable Spread -- Strawberry Cheese -- Paladin Pizza Puffs -- Bard Sliders -- Baby BLTs (Hold the L) -- Cheesesteak Hand Pies -- Stabby Stabby Stab -- Pass Turn Puffs -- Tortellini Skewers -- Beef of Balance -- Prosciutto-Wrapped Veggies -- Peanut Sauce Skewers -- Pancake Skewers -- Garlic Lemon Chicken Skewers -- Mana Skewers -- Druid Snacks -- DLC (Dips Like Chips) -- Beefy Deep -- White Bean Dip -- Bread Loadout -- Fried Bread -- Chipotle Lime Butter -- Bacon Bourbon Butter -- Merchants Maple Butter -- Tactical Cheese Spread -- Aggro Apple Dip -- Owlbear Dip -- Wild Card Dip -- Turn Order Tarts -- Spinach Artichoke Hearts of Darkness -- PvP Tarts -- Cucumber Hummus Tarts -- French Tarts FTW -- Puff Pastry and Prosciutto -- Wonton Nacho Cups -- Bot Lane Biscuits -- Side Quests -- Popcorn Variants -- Basic Popcorn -- Lemon Parm Popcorn -- Garlic Rosemary Popcorn -- Pad Thai Popcorn -- Canteen Kettle Corn -- The Third Age Tenders -- Pwned Cones -- GOATED Grapes -- Nerfed Noodles -- Super Meatball Forks -- TTK Taco Muffins -- Wood for Sheep -- Jarring Circumstances -- RNG Jars -- Raid-Ready Noodle Salad -- One-Shot Shrimp -- NPC (Non-Problematic Cheesecake) -- Blackened Shrimp Salad -- Sweet Victory -- Command Point Pancakes -- Divini-tea -- Cherry Limeade -- Clutch Cupcakes -- Bonus Action Berries -- Harvest Half-Moons -- Faction Fries -- Dietary Considerations -- About the Author -- Copyright.